About Garone
This is who I am
Hi. I'm Steven Michael Garone. This website is, bascially, an homage to me. I've been known by many names in my time, but the one that sticks is the one I was given by my parents, Mary Ann and Anthony Thomas Garone. I've been known as Mr. Macintosh, Garone, Garoney, Steven, Zippy, Reverend, and a variety of obscenities. I am currently a 23 year old Audio Visual technician working for the Chandler Unified School District. I weigh 180lbs, give or take, and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
This website started as a place for me to showcase my writing. For the mostpart, that's what it's going to be. However, it's also a place for me to showcase my various projects. Some of these projects, like the Zombification video, can, unfortunately no longer be seen on due to me wielding a shotgun against Zombies and school districts that I work for not liking that. But, you know, that's ok. At some point, I'll be able to get it up there again and you will all be able to enjoy.
Below is a badge that will link you to my facebook. And if you look closely here, you'll see a link to my twitter. I used to have a MySpace, but that's gone the way of the dinosaur, since MySpace is pretty pedestrian and low class. I like to put up the illusion that I'm a high class individual, even though I'm most obviously not.
I'm looking to get into the chef business. I've been working on many a little recipie here and there to get my cooking scores up. I have mastered grilling and baking of various meats. My favorite spice, at the moment, is Rosemary. My favorite dish to cook is a roast pork with a pineapple glaze on a bed of tomatoes and potatoes baked with an entire stick of butter. Yes, an entire stick.
I am an official reverend of the United Life Church and on November 28th, 2009, I will have performed my first official wedding ceremony. If you're reading this after that date and I haven't updated this, it will have been Kasandra Lauer and Matthew Whitehurst and it will have been awesome. Also, subjunctive rules.
On a related note, I thoroughly enjoy the English language. So much so that a friend asked me to edit her Statement of Puporse, which was 3 paragraphs long, and I ended up writing about 5 pages of edits and explanations for those edits. Maybe my penchant for over-editing is the reason why my novel will never actually get published.
Steven M. Garone
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